1988: Johnny Carson - Where were you?

Where do I start? There are so many things that are amazing about this Tonight Show clip in 1988.

Oates' cowboy boots unable to touch the floor or beaddazzled jacket? Hall over talking every single Oates' attempt to speak? Uncomfortably long explanation of the 'philosophical' difference between phrases, 'oh yeah' and 'oooooh yeah'? Gay innuendos every other sentence? Or, how about the tall tale of Hall and Oates personally apprehending one of Australia's most wanted criminals! Legendary...